Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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