i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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