The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
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