You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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