Nicole vs. Life
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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