I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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