it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
