I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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