Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
id be glad to
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
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