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you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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