why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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