I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Non-Jews are for practice
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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