so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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