office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
