Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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