she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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