You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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