SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
