We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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