She said her name was "party"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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