Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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