People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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