found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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