One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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