I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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