If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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