sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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