I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
