Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You don't make any sense
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I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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