Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
