I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he was CRYING into my vagina
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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