We won't sleep together?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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