we're blogging at a bar
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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