Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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