I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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