? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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