pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
