i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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