You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Vodka?
Forever.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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