I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
honey bunches of taint.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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