Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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