why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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