Im at strip club and am horny
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Still dying that you shit outside
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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