Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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