I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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