I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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