my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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