i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Randomize
