It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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