Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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