Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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