Just mADE A PArabola og urine
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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