she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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