I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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