I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
what day is it and did you see me today?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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