If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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