So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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