1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Everything about him screamed your future.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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